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LAWNDALE Sun-Herald Morning Edition:

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This Week in Lawndale

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FLIGHTLESS BIRDS FLY THE COOP AT CARTER COUNTY ZOO

Former James Bond actor accidentally brought in for questioning

20 Penguins were reported stolen by Zookeepers when they arrived for work this morning. However it transpired that the birds were being used for a photo shoot on the set of the new Bond Film.

Pierce Brosnan is said to be outraged by his treatment from the County Sheriffs Office.

Sports News

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Napalmkracken

LAWNDALE LIONS PWNED BY LEETSVILLE L337

Shock news this week

The Lawndale Lions have been bought out by rival team Leetsville Leet in an attempt to sabotage next week's big game.

It is rumoured That star Quarter Back Kevin Thomson is responsible for suggesting the deal in the first place.